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A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese
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A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:
-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
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A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.
Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.
Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?
Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.
Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.
Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.
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its when you get a ganster to give you a cheese sandwitch
santa claus gave me a mean ganster cheese
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Cheese made from human breast milk.
The baby wasn't hungry and her breasts were still swollen, so she expressed the milk and we made bitty cheese.
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A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.
Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!
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the sweaty meat on the inside edge of the anus
id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese
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