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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.

Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."

by Hym Iam July 02, 2025


fucking bars

it means like fucking deep but like fake deep like as a joke ( sarcastically )

Friend: dude did u know that if you’re depressed you’re not happy

You: dude seriously fucking bars

by Chuuya Nakahara October 19, 2019


City Fuck

A "City Fuck" is a more extreme than the term "City Slicker". Lots of country folk usually say this word as a insult if you live in the city. Being a "City Fuck" is when you lived in the city for most of your years, and if you consider yourself a "City Fuck" than you probably aren't
Cityfuck- 23 year old man, lived in the city for 20 years
Not a Cityfuck- 23 year old woman, lived in the country for 20 years

"I saw a CityFuck yesterday, they talked to me in this fuck-boy country accent."
"I like CityFuck's! One even gave me a pocket knife yesterday."
"Someone said "If your rich, you wouldn't be here." But i don't like cities, i was born there but i hate cities."
"I hate it when someone calls me a City person, its like saying i'm a city fuck right up in my face! So i do the same by calling them a CityFuck"

by CityFick March 06, 2018


January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 06, 2024


Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself

That fuck rock made me cum so hard

by TrailRN April 05, 2022


roll fucked

Someone who is so stupid and weird now because of doing to much ecstacy or molly

other tenses: roll fuck

Yeah he's roll fucked. He did it for like an entire summer.

by Anohsaj January 14, 2011


Number of Fucks

0

The number of fucks I give

by Zer0Fucks July 26, 2021