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Means a person to not give "50 fucks" about shit
Boy "I don't give 50 fucks about that shit
When your finger food gets so sloppy you can’t eat it with your hands anymore.
My cheeseburger bun fell off and now my burger is sloppy fucked.
Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day
guy 1: do you know what day it is?
guy 2: uhh thursday?
guy 1: its fuck a furry day!
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A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.
Jumbo Fuck a Butt Funnel
A Funnier Version of Be Fucking Forreal
Person 1: Bro did you see what happened?!
Person 2: BEY FUCKING PHARRELL