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Acid Balls

An extremely painful sensation on your balls that is caused by not so skin friendly cleansers.

You work hard all day in a particularly extraordinary laborious or dirty job. Your job causes you to get extremely dirty from materials which are persistently non water soluble such as roof tar, industrial glue or asphalt. You need extra help in the removal of these materials with known cleansers such as gasoline or Goo be Gone. While showering and pouring these materials on your naked parts... legs, arms, hands, etc...you accidentally drip some on your balls. The pain you feel is such that you consider dialing 911. It may last for more than 3 to 5 minutes before any slight relief may come from hosing down your balls with cold water and even vinegar if necessary. You are experiencing ACID BALLS!

by bloodythesaurus April 2, 2010

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pond balls

Intensely sweaty testicles.
See word swamp nuts

After running track all day I had a serious case of pond balls.

by James G. November 2, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


8 ball

verb. To send someone an invite to play 8 ball pool on imessage when they want to talk about something

I tried to ask her what was wrong but she 8 balled me

by TheVoicedFlame November 25, 2018

88๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old balls

Refers to a College senior, and most applicable to a 5th or 6th year senior. Used commonly by Fraternity men in reference to the senior or (in rarer cases) 5th year senior that is still living in the house, or attending classes.

"Man! I can't believe Farbo is going to live in next semester!"

"Yeah man, he's Old Balls.."

by Internet video master July 13, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


ball waxer

A person who attempts to impress others, particularly supieriors or those in a position of authority or importantce.

Similar in means to the slang term "lick ass" or "brown noser"

Dave - "Man I didnt get the job, I think I did bad in the interview!"
Pierce - "Dude you have to be a ball waxer at these things, otherwise you aint getting nowhere"

by daveStyle September 28, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ball Blower

Yet another word that describes a man or a woman that sucks the dick.

Maggie is such a ball blower, she blew my brother.

by vaginikus April 16, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž