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When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them
Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma
When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.
Person 1: Hey, are you guys dating?
Person 2: Nah, we're just in a borderline-straight friendship.
A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
That was one great straight-legged shit!
Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family
100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u
(Explodes into paper)
when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands
Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class
straight guy who works as a gay prostitute
The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore
A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid
Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid