half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.

“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”

Half-ful

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.

I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.

Half Slipped Out Nob

When you're inside with protection, and you pull out real quick, then half your raw nob is out of the condom

He’s pregnant because I got a half slipped out nob

double-half-cousin

1- Child of parent’s half-sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents

on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
4-Double-half-first-cousin.
5- Double-half-1C.

My double-half-cousin is a good person.

double-half-cousin

1- Child of parent's maternal half-sibling and of parent's paternal half-sibling at the same time.
2- Child of parent's half-sibling and of other parent's half-sibling at the same time.
3- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
5- Double-half-first-cousin.
6- Double-half-1C.

My double-half-cousin is a good person.

double-half-cousin

Child of their parent’s half-sibling with their other parent’s half-sibling or the child of their mother's maternal half-sibling with mother's paternal half-sibling or the child of their father's maternal half-sibling with father's paternal half-sibling.

My double-half-cousin is a good person.