Ugly nigga bird

Bitch ass nigga birds be like

Ohhwa ohhwa, ohhhhhhoooo

Sklanigga bird for life! Ugly nigga bird!

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shaft her bird

to force the shaft into the muff

Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.

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dodo bird dumbass

A living creature long ago that is an insult

THAT GUY is a dodo bird dumbass

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double bird strike

Aviation term for when a bird flies into two engines of a jet plane, or else, when two birds fly into one engine.

Passengers landed safely on the Hudson on January 15, 2009, despite the fact that there was a double bird strike on the airplane

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join the bird gang

v. - To become a fugitive from justice or similarly to escape custody. Based on the slang expression "flown the coop."

Rather than turn himself in to the police, Steve decided to join the bird gang.

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three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

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Smokin', Shootin' the bird

See also: Chillin'.
Often said when neither smoking nor shooting the bird is occuring.

Person 1: What are you guys up to?
Person 2: Oh, you know. Smokin', shootin' the bird.

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