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Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.
Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.
Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"
When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people
to ross your cans means to open your cans then immediatly therafter throw it away and claim to have drank them
stop rossin your cans ye faggit!
When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.
Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans
rizz for rizz
we can go gyatt for gyatt
fuck that we can go rizz for rizz
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