US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten
Is a man that engages into conversations with piffle that has nothing to do with the subject and often found trying to rebuild pergeot 205 GTI'S
Chris Tharby is very special
Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.
Chris Bucknell just ate 3000 biscuits
A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop
A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions
Chris lane is one of Colbert's most legendary and admirable men. He really gets things done. MM
I'm gonna be great just like chris lane
Type of da hood gang member, often called c-dawg, he holds his principles straight while keeping his penile calmed down when facing drag queens.
Person A: Aye bro, who just stole my brother
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile