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A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.
See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.
jack404shizomusiconsoundcloud:i am not fake based
paint333:thats so fake based bro
A fake smile is the most giga chad move when somebody starts shit up with you for the stupidest reasons
Some short hoe: *in a jeering voice* Hey dumbass, you parked your car in the wrong spot!
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*
When a person claims to be an eater and shares opinions only real eaters would have to insinuate a false motion
She was talking all about how much she loves dick but is a virgin, such a fake eater.