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Adam is a name for douchebags who do nothing but avoids problems and is a lying scum. He can't do anything without the help of other people and smells like a goose who just shat their livers out on the pavement.
A: Hey look it's Adam.
B: He smells bad.
A guy who cannot choose normally and has bad taste of making choices in his life. His Ego is bigger than whole universe. He is trying to be Captain but everybody knows he is idiot.
Adam is probably the most epic person on the planet and he has swag for days. He is a total narc but values other people over himself and has been told he's pure. Adam is not a bitch baby. Total Chad and not a dumb virgin. Adam is a monky and he loves his cat so much.
Bruh look at Adam he sexy I want him to kiss me
Perfectly Amazing person. When he's the new kid he'll be your best friend without a doubt.
A:"Did you see Adam?"
B:"Yeah, what an amazing gentleman!"
Synonym: King, OG, Daddy, God Defier, Rebel with a Bone
Ruggedly handsome, good with their hands (and other appendages), kind, generous, compassionate, and rational. All Adams hate apples, and their fathers.
A rebellious adventurer, Adam is unafraid of the consequences of their actions. Adam will unapologetically break the rules for the benefit of those they love. A bad-boy with a good heart who will keep you on your toes, mostly curled.
Of special note: Adam is also more in-tune with the needs of women, than any other name. Largely because they’ve already been inside of all of them (rib).
Girl: OMG, what is this hard, filling sensation I feel in my mid-section!?
Doctor: It’s Adam. It appears he has given you his bone.
Adam well he’s something like serendipity, where ever I go he’s never very far from my mind!
Well there’s dough eyes, that guy is a real Adam!