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A Rocking Band out of Atlanta Georgia
Did you see the Loud American Tourists last night...they SMOKED!!
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A bunch of whinney little girls in what is meant to be some sort of indie-pop-boyband mixture. Overall, thier music seems to sounds like some sort of retarded siren, or banshee singing into a microphone with the screetches of whats seems like broken, distorted guitars and rythmic drumming that is at the level of a two year old infant, then all mixed together to form the infamous, worst band ever, The All-American Rejects.
Guy one: Oh my god, what is that sound?
Guy two: The new single from the All-American Rejects!!!
Guy one: It sounds like shit!
Guy two: I know!
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A harsh reality that many people come to the United States in order to start over and live a better life by having freedom, social equality, better education, and money, but yet for most people who come to this country, this dream will be impossible to completely achieve until several generations later, assuming they have a family with children, because of limited resource access and education, poor understanding of the social norms that most people in America actually follow, and distrust of immigrants in some parts of the country.
Pema and her family moved to America from Nicaragua in the hopes of starting over and help her children live better lives than what they had in their homeland, but they found it was exceedingly difficult to live in the U.S. because of the differences of America’s social norms compared to Nicaragua’s social norms and difficulty getting a job and finding decent housing. They are experiencing the American dream paradox.
The point after a hangover where you have explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit at the same time.
"After that crazy night, Jessica is sitting in the bathroom with an all American blowout."
"Oh that sounds rough!"
The British-American standoff is a situation in chess, where one side has lost the queen and the other side lost two towers.
-Yestarday, Tommy and I played chess.
-Was it intense?
-Yes, we ended up in the British-American standoff quite early.
The act of being raped for being a race traitor. Referring to the shower scene in "American History X".
Guy 1: "Wow Todd totally got American History X'd in prison"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he shouldn't have been a race traitor"
Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*