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Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
When a girl's shirt bunches up awkwardly to create a platform on her boobs.
"Girl, you are having a major boob cliff moment."
When titties smell similar to a fishy pussy.
Dude yo bitch got stinky boobs.
When someone has abs defined enough,it looks and feel like boobs and since it's on the belly.. BOOM,belly boobs.
Ayoo?! homie hit the gym so hard he finally got d'em belly boobs!
February second is national boobs appreciation day! Where we appreciate boobs of all sizes big and small. Make sure to tell all of your friends you love their boobs and you may even get a peek!
Sarah: what day is it today?
John: February 2nd of course, national boobs appreciation day!
Sarah: oh wow then here is your gift!
In the month of november, you get to touch every girls boobs. The reason for that is because the boys needs a light in the dark of no nut november.
Dont touch my boobs (Girl), But International boob month (November) (Boy)
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