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To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.
My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.
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bummer; a response to something bad that happened.
You have a lot of homework too? Bum job!
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out in the middle of nowhere
Your house is in bum fucking egypt.
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The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.
"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
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An annoying prick who somehow manages to bring the English town of Cambridge into every conversation. No matter what is being discussed there will be a better version of it in Cambridge and everyone else is meant to agree and care.
Person 1: "Nathan's such a Cambridge Bum Boy"
Person 2: "Yeah if he loves it so much why doesn't he stay there?"
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When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.
Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"
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To spray the entire inside circumference of a toilet cubical with explosive diarrhea
"What the fuck its only 10:20, have you seen the "bum sick 360" in the shit house"