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Three days out of the week put aside for extreme dirtbaggy problems. Days are usually Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Continue until a significance in dirtbaggy problems is achieved.
Happy Dirtback Day! Every Mon, Tues and Thurs.
February 15th. A self proclaimed holiday between a Ronald and a Christi to share and express their love and appreciation for one another. What is Valentines Day????
Ronald and Christi had sex for 12 hours on Ronistina Day!
August 4th in Atlanta is the national AMP day. The day is based off the YouTube group AMP or “Any Means Possible”. The group consists of 6 content creators. Duke Dennis, Kai Cenat, Imdavisss, ChrisNextDoor, Fanum, and Agent 00, some special guests of the group are Low, walid, and omar. This holiday is only in Atlanta but I will celebrate it myself in Philadelphia, P.A
Friend 1: Yo bro what’s today’s date?
Friend 2: August 4th I think, why?
Friend 1: YOOOO HAPPY AMP DAY🥳
A daily motivational and inspirational bar from a song that hypes everyone up and allows them to work hard throughout the day.
Come quickly, we have to hear Bar of the day
Payne day celebrates the day Payne completed his conquest of Botswana
Me: Ugh why do we have school today it’s Payne Day
April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.
I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.
Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
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