douche chills

the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.

im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.

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douche chill

A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.

Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...

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douche nozzel

a douche nozzel is a person that is a panzy ass mofo that runs from everything hense the nozzel part

dude your a douche nozzel, face your reality

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Douche Bag

A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.

Pete is such a douchebag

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Douche Noodle

The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. the guy usually still tries desperately to get off, but just ends up making a big mess.

Ralph needed to pork Carol so bad he couldn't wait until she finished doucheing. but he is such a chump he ended up with a douche noodle before he could finish.

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douche-bag

1 - One who exceeds past the normal act of being a douche bag, thus making them an extremely gigantic douche.

2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.

1. Dude, he just clogged your toilette and then left, what a douche-bag.

2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.

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douche music

Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.

What Asians listen to.

"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."

Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!

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