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A real emo girl is a female that likes mid western bands like The Promise Ring, or original hardcore like Rites Of Spring. Usually they are political, ethical and yep, you guessed it, emotional.
Alot of the time these days emo is used to describe girls into pop punk, indie or goth music.
This is WRONG, and highly irritating.
Seeing as though emo is so popular right now, people are actually wanting to be called it and are going to quite sad heights to achieve the treasured emo badge.
Real emo girls don't need that.
They just, like, are.
Guy: That chick is wearing tight pants and a Hawthorne Heights tee, she is well emo.
Emo Girl:Yeah...anyway, wanna talk about veganism?
Guy:...
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A hairstyle symbolizing one's angst and hatred of the world. It covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. Commonly associated with emotionally challenged children. Keanu Reeves used to have one.
Person 1: "Did you see that dude's emo flap?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, he must hate his parents..."
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Emo Kid Definition:
Ok the proper definition of an Emo kid, I can give. Now a real Emo kid (not a poser) wears w/e they feel like, mostly it can be tight jeans (girls) and tight clothes in general and might have a piercing or two and usually wear all black with black hair. however Emo kids could dress just like normal people, or sometimes even wear more gothic than Emo clothes really creating a little emo/goth mix trend. Emo’s almost always have their hair in their face, at least covering one eye, most times both. Emo kids usually listen to love songs, sad music, and now and then some modern; they also like metal now and then. now all the hype about Emo kids cutting themselves can be true, cutting in a way is very addicting, pulling the Emo kid, into more depression and anger from the cutting causing them to cut more (the depressing music only makes this worse) and some Emo kids don’t cut at all (however most do, simply out of depression) emo's are very passionate kind, and understand the world a lot more than any stuck up prep, rocker, ect. And can be very romantic, usually they have hobbies such as: writing poetry,
Reading,
Listening to music.
Emo kids usually don’t have many friends and may seem quiet or shy but are actually some of the most social people you'll know once you meet one.
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(All these depend on how Emo the subject in question is)
Fact - Emo aren't Emo because they are despised, they are despised because they are Emo.
Fact - Emo’s try to be different...
Fact - The Emos' inner turmoil stems from one crushing fact. They purport to only want to go out in the rain - to hide the tears that stream endlessly down their faces - yet the rain messes up their "ridiculously cool" hair - what to do? You can see the harm this kind of problem inflicts...
Fact - Tell an Emo that you and everyone else understands and cares and they will have a breakdown (depending on how Emo they are)
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(Most of this r disputed)
Myth - Emos can't walk outside if there is sunlight, that's why they all have this white skin and dark hair. (May be true at times)
Example:
Emo music:
Hawthorn heights,
My chemical romance,
H.I.M.,
Panic! At the Disco.
ECT.
Emo clothes:
Black,
Usually tight,
Hair:
Black as well usually cover anywhere from 3/5 of the face to all of their face, they usually try to hide their eyes so no one can see how they feel.
(Emo kids r also usually very sensitive)
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all emo bitches are some fuckin wrist slitin, black wearing, non-alcohol drinking, lound music listening, death wishin, noose wearin, rain jumpin, top of your lungs screamin, punk posin, sad fakin, no hope havin, death clock readin, derogatory, grass is greener on the other side sayin, fucked up brain havin, russian roulette playin, suicide tryin, bridge jumpin, garage band playin, simple plan listenin, "don't know what it's like" singing, bumper sticker sportin, throat slashin, no friend havin, hermit livin, crack smokin, not fittin in cuz you don't know what's best for you livin, scar sportin, buttoned back pack wearin, devil worshipping, good for nothin, corner sittin, glass is half empty lookin, whiney guitar playin, web cam livin, social parastite, depressed, grabastic piece of amphibian shit, i would kill you myself, but your worhtless shitty life is not worthy of my 14 hole Doc Martin, which the brains of your fuckin skull would be stained upon, plus, you'll probably just off yourself next week anyways, or at least try.
Have a great fuckin day.
Cheer up, emo bitch, your middle class life can't suck that bad, try being in Iraq for a year.
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The sexiest hair style in the world. Those who don't believe in it are clearly jealous for it is the buffest hair ever.
Those who hate it are usualy the ones who can't pull it off for they are too uncool.
Emo boy: *flicks hair*
Emo girl: *sweeps away his side fringe and kisses him* MARRY ME!
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These guys r SEXY!
They have hot ass hair and delicious piercings. They love music and have a sweet soft side. Not all emos cut (and btw if u think that's funny ur a deadass sociopath) and they don't cry all day. They r beautiful people (especially the guys🤤) So show them love!
Idiot: Emo guys r ugly
Person: Nope the Sexyy
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a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males dick fall off. the result of the of the dick falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight "emo boy" pants.
EMO MAGIC
hello Doctor
I'm in quite a rut
my life is crumbling
I feel like giving up
theres this thing called Emo magic
it's really quite a fright
First it made my dick fall off
then my pants grew tight
My hair was blond
but now thats gone
changed to a shiny shade of black
it's even blotchy in the back
Now my friends all hate me
my girlfriend calls me names
this bandana makes my head sweat
and my balls are really strained
I not quite sure what to do
I was hoping you could help
Please write me back
I need you Dr. Felp!!!
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