Ethan

He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.

John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok

Ethan

Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.

Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...

Ethan

Thinks he’s a real g but has a tiny knob

Ethan is a twat

Ethan

Loves nigger and dreamybullXXX fast. Loves Jace the most. He lays on a table and people put food on him while he is doing the worm. Then they eat it off of him.

Ethan is cheating on a nigger

Ethan

I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉

Ethan is a hot specimen

Ethan

a gay mexican

ethan enjoys getting pegged in the butt

Ethan

Someone that suffers from dwarfism.

Ethan is really small