LeBron Effect

Lebron Effect -la.bron /ef·fect/ (ĕ-fekt´) - metaphor/ When a person or persons of authority abuse or disrespect their most important asset, then get angry when they no longer have that asset and create fictional reasons why that asset is no longer around to remove blame from themselves.

LeBron Effect -

When you are your bosses best employee and they anger you to the point of quitting and then blame your co-workers for your leaving.

When a company fails because of horrible products blames the economy.

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twin effect

A chain reaction between two people who are a long distance from eachother; usually in a loop. Whatever happens to one happens to another.

Ex. 1: Whoa we both logged in at the same time, it must be the twin effect!

Ex. 2: Twin effect strikes again!

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fkb effect

A male figure whose presence has an adverse effect on another mans relationship with their girlfriend

"yo that bitches ex-boyfriend is totally fucking with Anthony's head, hes causing some serious fkb effect

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tinkerbell effect

just after you meet a girl that is so special like the pixie tinkerbell, and you feel happy and peaceful, as if her magic and sparkle has rubbed off on you. a very good feeling of endorphins and love.

"mate you've gone soft"
"nah its the tinkerbell effect, it will wear off in a bit... i hope"

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lol effect

When one plays too many MMORPG games or uses MSN too much, and spells like a piece of crap and starts saying those things in r/l. Can also happen for those who use Proper Grammar on the Internet except for thuings like OMFG and LOL...

Happened to me... :P (but I used Proper Grammar.. and I just say LOL...)

Dude (r/l): LOL!!!! It's was like soooooo frking funny!!!!! and OMFG!!! Did you see thje part where teh dude was liek 'dude ????"

(I did the screwed up quotations on purpose.)

Yes, so I can know say: Fuck you, you FUcking FUck!!!1

www.funnysign.com

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turtle effect

turtle effect:what happens to male anatomy when it's cold outside

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

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effective altruism

Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.

Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing.

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