F N A F

FIVE NASTY ASS FOOLS

"EDDIEVR"

DAMN LETS PLAY F N A F

F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.

Farting is easier when you F-O-C!

f m n o l?

Fuck me now or later?

"F m n o l?"
"Now"
"BET"

f(x) = e^x

The only function in the world that satisfies ∫f(x)dx = f(x) and d/dx f(x) = f(x). Very dumb.

Question: ∫f(x) = f(x)
Because ∫f(x) = e^x
Therefore, the solution is e^x

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F*ckchampion

When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.

1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion

TADL-F

Military (USAF) Slang for Facebook. A parody of data links used to distribute information (i.e. TADL-J, TADL-A, etc.)

I'm glad you had fun in New Orleans, but I don't need your exploits at the strip club ending up on TADL-F.

Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'