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The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.
UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."
They don’t understand anything. I think they are all delusional or something.
Why are people these days so weird?
People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4
If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.
In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences
Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
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October 14, cut out every person who does not make your life better
I blocked * bc she’s toxic happy cut out toxic people day