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When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.
Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.
To be swept off your feet by another persons beauty.
Did you see Kayla's new selfie on IG?
Damn girl I'm swept.
It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.
Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!
RIP singing cat.
At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!
The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley
Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!
WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).
MAN: I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
WOMAN: OH YES DADDY BLOW ALL OVER ME
What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time
Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!
Star is an animator who is working on many different shows, they have two awesome brothers named Phoenix and Lucas. Star's shows are the best thing to ever exist on the planet earth.
'Hi, I'm Star' told me about his character 'Jex' and now I want to marry him