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Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide
Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce
A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack
A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
A hot sexy dude with a big nose and sexy feet
Jacob Whalen is a good firestarter
The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense
A stud
A big dick
Gets alot of pussy
Likes girls
Konners a fag
Jacob bode is cool
Jacob bode has a big dick
a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.
bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller