to ‘josh’ someone is to ‘ghost’ a person you were originally interested in, without any explanation and for no apparent reason to the other person involved.
“you know that guy I was talking to? yeah I think I’m gonna josh him’”
“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”
“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”
“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”
“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”
“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”
A bit of a flog. Will not show up to most classes at uni. Hated by most people. Thinks he is a savage but really he is a pussy
FUCK that guy
wow i really hate that guy josh. - everyone
Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.
Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh
Josh is actually the most wholesome being I have ever encountered.
An introspective, inspiring soul who GIVES AND GIVES so unconditionally.
I’ve litro never been in the presence of such a divinely wholesome human.
Jj is my bestie. My soul bestie and I must tell the world that this human exists!
Josh is so slay today
Josh is short for Joshua
The next iceman is Josh
Josh is divinely protected
A josh is a big and fat he is usually really poor but has a lot of friends.
He would usually live in a small house and feel lonely all day.
But he is a really funny guy and he gets all the girls.
"Hey josh how are you?"
"Yeah good mate can I have some money?"
This kid probably plays basketball and is pretty good at it he also probably has braces