Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts

Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted

You just need some dick

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick

Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick

Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.

Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

Just Honest

What bullies say when they’re actually just bullies.

Riley and Kitren: we’re just honest!
eros: no bullies