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There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.
Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin
A new hire to a position that makes such a large error on their first assignment that they tarnish the reputation of their company or organization.
He had only been there a month, but somehow he blew their biggest account just like a Kevin
Kevin is a hardworking man who likes to play with dogs. He likes to cook but also to show up late to work.
That person reminds me of Kevin
A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."
However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
I feel like Kevin is a straight man from Ohio that works as a dentist during the day and a prostitute at night. He values long walks on the beach and has a weird foot fetish. Kevin like to look cool and impress the ladies with his magic tricks.
"No way you dentists Name is KEVIN too?"
A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.