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Max

He’s a dick and gets you into all kinds of trouble, but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have and always has your back

Man, max got me sent down to the office again, we have detention together though so it should it be fun

by Wuzzie Crunch June 3, 2020


Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023


max

ginormous ass

is that max? lets grab his ass!

by maxs asshair November 29, 2021


Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022


Max

A Max can be one of two things, really sweet and helpful or a straight-forward jerk. But for the nice Max’s you don’t ever want to lose him, he’s always be by your side at need and helps everyone around him. If you have a nice Max in your life, don’t be shy, go tell him how thankful you are to have him.

Person: Max is such a nice guy!

You: I know right! He’s always super helpful and always there to cheer me on!

by yourdumb🥶 March 21, 2021


Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce

Max is a ponce

by December 9, 2021


Max

A name that shows courage and bravery but if a max loves you then they won't stop because a max is loyal to the end. Max is a goofball and can make you giggle when you need a laugh

Girl : oh hey who's that guy he seems brave

Max's girlfriend: wait till you get to know him xx

by Aesryxybonpnyftstcho December 27, 2022