cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

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potato monkey

A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.

Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey

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Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

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French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

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Monkey Nft

its a picture of a monkey and u can design it and sell it its literally a fucking pfp and shitheads buy it for like 1000 dollars instead of just saving the image heres what to do right click the picture save image or if u dont wanna be cald copy cat copy the image change one pixel and now its yours.

heres an example bitches. random shithead: *sells golen monkey nft a.k.a pfp* random fucker: OMG A GOLEN MONKEY NFT IAM A SHITHEAD SO ILL BUY IT EVEN IF ITS 1000 DOLLARS INSTEAD OF SAVING THE IMAGE OR RIGHT CLICKING THE IMAGE AND COPY IT. if you dont understand or hate me for this i dont care so fuck you.

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monkey on a stick

The elegant act of a female thrusting her backside on top of a male's penis as quickly as possible.

My roommate was watchin me get a monkey on a stick, waitin his turn

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surrender monkey

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.

As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.

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