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Penis Video Game Nerd

A knockoff of the Angry Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.

by BetterSkatez February 2, 2022


pocket nerd

This is a status of familiarity in a subject achieved rapidly. Imagine a small nerd, placed in one's pocket, ready to speak about a subject on your behalf. It is small, but serviceable, nerdiness and specialty in an intellectual subject, however narrow.

The word "pocket" is used in the same sense as that of "pocket calendar," "pocket radio," or "pocket pizza;" small, but serviceable.

This is similar to becoming a "jack," as in "jack of all trades," in a particular intellectual discipline, instead of a skill. One can extend the analogy of "jack of all trades" to "nerd of all interests."

I was talking about something with a friend of mine, and he began to explain one of its finer points.

I asked him to stop, before he continued, saying that I had read all about it, and provided further information that, perhaps, he might not know, as proof that I required no explanation.

Face was not, however, so easily to be lost, and I was declared a pocket nerd.

This is, apparently, the condition of one who, once any idle curiosity has been stimulated, will, by dint of hard study (see grip) quickly reach a level of depth of knowledge in a subject to rival, conversationally, at least, that of those who have kindled a casual interest in it for years.

"And to think, two weeks ago, you knew nothing about it!"

The term is often used by those who might otherwise apply the term "intellectual" to those who love knowledge for its own sake.

"Whoa, I didn't realize Ryan was so interested in socialism."
"You mistake him. He's just a pocket nerd."

It took only twenty Wikipedia articles for Oreol to become a pocket nerd.

"Ah, yes, I have achieved pocket nerd status in many disciplines, but few have held my interest for more than a month."

"I was impressed by their conversation, but I cannot tell whether they had an abiding interest in quantum physics, or had just decided to become pocket nerds for the duration of the class."

by Sean Bas. August 27, 2013


band nerd

A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.

Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again

Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.

by bandnerdinband March 24, 2020


Band Nerds

Nerds who are commonly known for blowing. (IE. Trumpets, ect.)

"Haha, dude, my girl's one of those band nerds!"

by IE. True Informer October 29, 2015


Soccer Nerd

A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it

Joey Fink is a total soccer nerd

by Malachi brown October 8, 2023


Forbidden nerds rope

A cat turd covered in kitty litter

My buddy wanted a tasty snack, so I gave him a forbidden nerds rope

by Pugsley95 April 3, 2023


Beat a nerd day

Beat a nerd day is started in October 24th, the date is for beat every nerd in the world.

"i gonna beat up a nerd for the Beat a nerd day"

by SrCoookiee August 27, 2022