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when your balls tighten up towards your body thus "propping" or lifting the penis in an upward and outward direction
I can see your member from a mile away. Make sure you dont turn to the side. You have mad penis prop.
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"Wow who's large penis is that?!"
"Certainly not mine"
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A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.
Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!
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Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it
Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!
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A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!
Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.
Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!
Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
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When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.
He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.
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A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.
considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"
"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"
"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
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