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Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.
Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"
Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."
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The president of the United States of America.
Child: Who's the president?
Mother: George W. Bush.
Child: Thanks.
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Suburbs of the Washington DC area, PG county is a disgrace because it is right next to one of the most prestigious, richest Countys in the United States which is Montgomery County home to rich suburbs like Bethesda, Potomac, Olney, and a portion of Silver Spring. PG represent the opposite of these cities their counter parts are Langley Park, Takoma Park, Largo, Hyattsville and a small portion of Bowie. PG county in the first week of 2011 had 15 murders it is home to an immense Hispanic and Black community but fortunately the Black community of PG is relatively not as bad as the other black communities in Compton or Harlem, the Hispanic population in PG is even worst than the community of Los Angeles and Houston, gangs like MS-13 stick fear into the people of Langley Park. But PG county is actually considered the one of the least ghetto suburbs but I still would not live their.
Carly: Shawn the kids want taco bell for dinner.
Shawn: O come on do I really have to go all the way to Prince George County to get some tacos?
Carly: Yes because their are no Taco bells in Montgomery County due to the low Hispanic population and their are many in Prince George County due to large hispanic population.
Shawn: Doesn't that seem a little border line racist?
Carly: Yeah but Taco Bell just wants to make money.
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The guy for Americans to blame when stuff goes wrong.
Politician 1: Oil prices are high
Politician 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush
Guy 1: My girlfriend just broke up with me!
Guy 2: It's because of that stupid George W. Bush!
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The most kind and loving human being on the face of the earth. He's in love with Brittany Mae Hope and is going to marry her within the next 2 years. Jacob Kendall George is so handsome and cute, and everyone would kill to date him. He's loyal and so amazing, and is madly in LOVE with his girlfriend and future wife, Brittany Mae Hope <3 :)
OH MY GOSH BRITTANY, IT'S YOUR JACOB KENDALL GEORGE!! ;)
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A leading independent school situated in the South of Edinburgh, UK. The school, founded in 1723 by wealthy benefactor George Watson, caters for both boys and girls from ages 3-18. The school is reknowned for it's academic success and extra-curricular prowess.
Rugby Union is the main sport in the school, in which the school boasts over 100 Scottish internationialists and others who represented England, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. The school 1st XV is also successful, having been ranked in the top 10 schools in Britain for the last 3 seasons.
Music is also important to the school and this was reflected in the building of a new music building which won international awards for architecture and was opened by the Queen.
Living former pupils include 4 time Olympic gold medal winning cyclist Sir Chris Hoy, former British Lions captain and former world cup points record holder Gavin Hastings KBE, Scottish Labour leader Ian Gray, Lord David Steele, The Right Honourable Sir Malcolm Rifkind.
He went to George Watson's College , he is a Watsonian.
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The recent scapegoat that ignorant Americans blame for the worlds faults, as if those problems didn't exist before 2000.
Dude 1: Shit dude, I know I failed that test.
Dude 2: Don't worry, just tell the prof that George Bush is dumb and made the test too hard.
LATER
Dude 1: Hey Dr. Smith, Bush made that test...
Prof: {SLAP!!!}
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