God-mother

A combination of motherfucker and goddamnit that is used when the most extreme annoyances occur or a sudden realization is made.

God-mother this traffic…it’s so slow.

mother lover of tea

love your mom and tea bagging

hi join mother lover of tea

What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.

What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

Thine Mother

A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.

Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother

The "Mother"- Fucker

When your fucking someones mom and they scream fuck me better little dick dan or im gonna stick my fat ass horse cock inside of you and ejaculate on ur dads hairy ass hole

I was fucking my friends mom and she told me i was The "Mother"- Fucker