Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

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cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

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Beer Burp

Another word for vomiting; the term is usually stated by a pussy who pukes and then denies in front of their friends, usually during the consumption of alcohol.

Hey Roman, after 20 minutes of power hour you said that you needed to piss, but after smelling the odor creeping out of the bathroom, it smelled just like puke!

Roman: Dogg i had a beer burp, with some extra stuff. :-(

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smoke some beer

The term smoking beer is used whenever you find some beer hops and it's there like no frickin way and then you smoke it, you smoke the beer

Person 1- hey dude you wanna go smoke some beer??
Person 2- yeah totally let's smoke some beer

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Root beer float

Bong hit, getting high fuckers and bitches

I just hit that root beer float.

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beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)

Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!

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Beer Gas

The gas released out of ones anus after heavy consumption of beery type products.

Also refers to the releasing of cobblers from the mouth aka Bollocks

A) (fart) - yuk! you stink tola, thats some serious beer gas you've got going on.

B) Liverpool are a top four side.....nah im just chatting beer gas again.

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