A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol
Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.
really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.
Sam is a person who cannot let go of the past. :\
Person A: Sam talks about (his/her) past a lot
Person B: Yeah, its kinda odd
sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times
Sam a lover dude who loves guys.
Always hanging with girls but can't get one.
Wierd boy who has mommy issues
I heard Sam got curved by that girl.