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When two black guys fuck a white girl at the same time, similar to a blonde sandwich.
Black guy in the front
White girl
Black guy in the back.
Last night dude, we gave this girl a dark meat sandwich. She was enjoying it for hours!
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To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.
I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.
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What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.
Murray : Are you into women with big labias?
Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.
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A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich
My husband is a sad ham sandwich.
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A mean of ham and bread that fat people enjoy eating.
"Mamma Katz died by choking on a ham sandwich"
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When one is hittin a girl anal-style, and she shits on the floor, then the guy cums in the shit and makes her eat it. Imagine a long thick brown turd with a nice few strips of jizz in the middle, resembling an ice cream sandwich.
"yo man, i was poundin this sluts ass, and she started shitting on the floor, so i just let off in her shit and made her eat that shit like it was an ice cream sandwich!"
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(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
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