1664 Syndrome

When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...

'Mate - check out that bird she's...oh my god!!!'
'Yeah - 1664 syndrome, never mind'

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Aggie Syndrome

the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.

Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.

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Clark Syndrome

Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful

· Very small and barely noticeable penis

· Very small or barely noticeable ass

· Unable to form complete sentences

· Hair loss

· Strange Rashes

· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness

· Extreme moodiness

· Inability to get a date

· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger

- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members

- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor

- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo

- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person

- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members

Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome

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Down Syndrome

Having extra chromosomes. Symptoms: acting retarded, telling jokes that don’t make sense and aren’t funny then trying to explain them, reselling, having sexual attraction to ones pet

Sanjan has Down syndrome

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Fortnite Syndrome

When people show everyone their fortnite wins and start bragging about it.

Fortnite Syndrome: "Brooooo, look i got 1st place at fortnite!!!"

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acorn syndrome

When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.

I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome

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Ashley" syndrome

To be cool; To be very smart and have obviously good taste. May apply to men who have "Ashley" syndrome". To be eternally grateful to one named Ashley. May also appply to those who love Ashley. Especially Ashley J. Also to be very sexy.

Man loves Ashley so he has the Ashley syndrome. See also "Goddess"

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