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Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017


Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing
David: Man, that is low even for you!

by E hates Q January 12, 2022

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Mexican Magic Trick

This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.

The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016


Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

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mexicans got on boots

The Mexicans are gonna start a riot against the black people in jail

Aye yo the Mexicans gonna start something the Mexicans got on boots

by Panda Express 🐼🐼🐼 February 26, 2019

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Mexican Free Zone

Noun and general term referring to any geographic location bereft of a Hispanic contingent.

This means no gangs / homies, tagging / graffiti, mercados, carnecerias, drive-bys, and other non-indigenous cultural elements.

What's up with Miguel, homes ?

He's pissed 'cause of that Mexican Free Zone.

by Bernice Dinglesnort November 24, 2011

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Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 8, 2015