When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
Whos the new Ginger Girl in the office ? She's not new - Its Julie with a rusty rinse.
When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle
We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle
When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.
John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.
When a guy with a beard gets a rusty trombone, but she tugs the beard.
My girlfriend got mad about a rusty trombone so she gave me a rusty bushman!
its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.
we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.
When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.
I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.