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A man who will fucking ruin your life and drag you along in all his shitty lies and mistakes. If you are dating a Sam get rid of him now or he will take you down with him. If your Sam and your reading this, I hope that it gives you hell.
Girl 1: I’m dating Sam
Girl 2: Oh the lying cunt that ruins everyone’s lives?
Girl 1: YES!
He's most commonly known to be very good at don't starve together.
Sam is just so juicy he likes sucking your pe is. He loves licking banies
Sam loves to drive around in a white van chasing little kida
Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever
Sam is my best friend i love him and would do pretty much anything for him