Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
The act of choking your girl and pushing and holding her against a wall as you kiss her.
“Dude I was wall holding kat yesterday”
“ Nice man
When you walk into a cloud of very nasty fart!
Oh man we totally just walked into that guys wall of beef!
When your pull out game is weak.
Bro I white wall her before I could pull out.
something nonsensical and somewhat not needed nor effective or ethical
he oncw sat up in his bed yelled Wheres Bulbasaur Then he whip a plate at the wall
To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.
B: Oh, you didn't hear?
A: No.
B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
People who are stuck to a wall, charging their mobile phones
Look at those wall hoggers charging their phones on the wall outlet