Super Mario 3D World

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Super Mario 3D World is fun

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post 9/11 world

George W. Bush's justification for all proclamations and decisions that would otherwise be seen as treasonous, detrimental, unsubstanciated, or wrong.

"We live in a post 9/11 world, it is maybe possible that Saddam might be capable of obtaining weapons that could be of mass destruction. So we must invade Iraq."

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Around the World in 80 Babes

Banging various chicks in various countries all over the world. Must bang a chick in key parts of the world including, but not limited to, America, Germany, Egypt, China, England, Greece, Italy, Japan, Australia, Ghana, Madagascar, and most importantly, Mexico.

Mahied: I just went around the world in 80 babes
Ashley: Fuck you

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Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

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Best Checkers Buddy in the World

Blake.

A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."

B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"

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Make the World Safe for Democracy

- verb

1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.

Patrick: Why are you two in such a hurry?

Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.

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place in the world fades away

The Encore Of Dementia, The Finale Of Everywhere At The End Of Time Or The Most Beautiful But Depressing Piece Of Music Ever Made.

Based Of Saint Luke Passion By Bach, More Specifically The Part Known As "Lass Mich Ihn Nur Noch Einmal Küssen".

Ah, The place in the world fades away Is So Good, So Melancholic!

Have You Heard Of The place in the world fades away? It's So Sad!

Oh Son, I Think My place in the world fades away.