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A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe
Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR
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Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.
1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
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A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.
“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"
“Levis. Crack-cut denim."
"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”
A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.
Damn dad, your ass is on crack.
The environment of gentle fear and strong work ethic that defines life in the Slupsky research laboratory.
After a morning of the infamous Slupsky whip crack we headed to the local Chinese buffet for a platter of beige delights
1)Time to smoke crack. 2) Calling surrounding friends to smoke crack with you.
Crack-a-doodle-doo everyone!!
1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.
2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.
3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.
****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.
****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.