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Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 07, 2005


Holy Crack Whore

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.

1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009


Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 14, 2021


Crack-cut Denim

A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.

“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”

by Buakk November 22, 2019


Crack-a-doodle-doo

1)Time to smoke crack. 2) Calling surrounding friends to smoke crack with you.

Crack-a-doodle-doo everyone!!

by Alean Reali February 14, 2020


Slupsky whip crack

The environment of gentle fear and strong work ethic that defines life in the Slupsky research laboratory.

After a morning of the infamous Slupsky whip crack we headed to the local Chinese buffet for a platter of beige delights

by dudessendnudes June 06, 2019


What’s crack-a-lackin’

Another way to say what’s up but typically used when talking to your homeskillets.

What’s crack-a-lackin’ my homeskillets?

by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023