Random
Source Code
Random
The plan Elmo has for the world. It involves bloody murdering Grover on TV and instilling fear into everyone, leting him control the world.
Elmo's New World Order will come soon!
11👍 2👎
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow
Super Mario 3D World is fun
8👍 1👎
George W. Bush's justification for all proclamations and decisions that would otherwise be seen as treasonous, detrimental, unsubstanciated, or wrong.
"We live in a post 9/11 world, it is maybe possible that Saddam might be capable of obtaining weapons that could be of mass destruction. So we must invade Iraq."
45👍 18👎
Banging various chicks in various countries all over the world. Must bang a chick in key parts of the world including, but not limited to, America, Germany, Egypt, China, England, Greece, Italy, Japan, Australia, Ghana, Madagascar, and most importantly, Mexico.
Mahied: I just went around the world in 80 babes
Ashley: Fuck you
39👍 17👎
Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.
Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
34👍 14👎
A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."
B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"
9👍 2👎
- verb
1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.
Patrick: Why are you two in such a hurry?
Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.
15👍 5👎