one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

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You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

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I believe I can fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

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Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

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grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*