Saran Sack

Noun.

(Medical Definition) An acute form of hyperhydrosis causing the scrotum to stick to one or both upper quadriceps due to excessive heat build-up in the groin region. Immediate treatment is usually accomplished with a gentle peeling action of the ball sack away from the upper thigh which provides immediate relief but is often accompanied by scorn, laughter, or ridicule. Clandestine manipulation through trouser pockets is recommended during social engagements. Related to deli-counter PVC plastic wrap used for packing or storing sundry food items like sausages, pickles, and hardboiled eggs.

Dude turn on the A/C- its so freaking Death Valley in here right now I'm packing the pickle in Saran Sack!

Soul sack

When you're getting pulled over and you hide your stash in your nuts while praying to god you don't go to jail.

I got arrested, but my homie soul sacked my stash so I don't have to reup when I get out.

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

garboyle sack

man boob

“You have garboyle sack shut up”

rat sack

Someone who is the biggest fucking loser in every possible they play roblox on there moms iPad and suck dick in the school locker room

You fucking rat sack bitch

grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.