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When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
As good as things can get for a piece of shit
Friend: Life is fucking awful
Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect
Xd_reevey on playstation
Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd
"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"
Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom