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Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes
The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.
The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.
A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!
When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.
That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.