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Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.
He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.
He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.
On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.
That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"
"He looks like a child molester"
Yeah I know right what a Jake"
The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.
I have attained a state like Jake
A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
Jake the big cock daddy sucked somebody else’s dick
the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet and makes you so thankful god had you find them. You can talk to them about anything and they’ll always make you laugh. They be looking tall asf and have the prettiest smile. They follow god and you can bring them to church w you. He’s crazy smart and adventurous and always make time for you even if he has sports. Jake is the most talented and flawless person ever <3
“Did you see Jake today?”
“ Yes he’s soooo dreamy”