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When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked
-from emily 2-17-16
Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead
Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.
Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.
One who masturbates to/with apples
Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!
Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."
a phrase used to defeat the tension between two individuals after a one night stand
person one: “hey, I’ve got to go to work, uhm...I’ll text you.”
person two: “oh ok”
person one: *begins to walk out*
person two: ...bye bye apple fly...
A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.