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When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.
Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.
When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.
“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”
A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.
An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.
You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!
Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.
“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi