Bowling

When you have sex when your parents are home and they mistake the sound for pins

I got to go bowling with my gf last night

Bag of bowls in a bubble

When you load a dub or more of clear/crank/ice/crystalmethanfetamine (which could be multiple bowls) in a bubble to vaporize or otherwise smoke.

Yo Will, load that bag of bowls in a bubble

into that there bubble you fucking tweako

I want it in my bowl

When you see something so good and you just need it in your bowl.

I saw my friend eating an ice cream so I said I want it in my bowl

Rugger Bowling

throwing a drunk, naked rugby player down a table into a stack of cups.

if you don’t think that I’m adding “rugger bowling” to my to-do list, then you don’t know me very well. Thanks, Mark Cuban.

Private bowl

What one smokes when they are all alone.

"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

Throwing pennies in a bowl

For when you want to make a bet that you will likely lose, but you won’t be out much if you do.

“How much do you think he gets paid for that?”
“Just throwing pennies in a bowl, I’d say not enough.”